I'm a Big Fan of Her Dancing

What's really odd is that her name is Amy Fan.

If She's Old Enough to Have a Bellybutton Ring, She's Old Enough to Play Ball

To coin a new phrase...

Alice Never Should Have Eaten That Last Eighth of Shrooms

Curiouser and curiouser.

The Grand Tetons Are Magnificent This Time of Year

Although they are veiled in a thick fog of polyester.

The Right Bra is the Foundation of Any Woman's Look

His panties match.

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I bet she's getting a dolphin leaping over a crescent moon.