Tits

I'm really hung over today and not feeling it. Enjoy. Click an ad or two.

Why I Hate Tattoos

It would make a nice photo if he had her tits tattooed on his forearm. Very Man Ray.

A Little KY and They've Got Themselves a Great Saturday Night

"You want me to stick that where?"

The Dork is Strong With This One

Six or seven years ago, I would have dated this girl. And despite her rudeness, and the fact that she hated my crude sense of humor, my friends, and my family, that she had an eating disorder and emotional problems, I'd have fallen madly in love with her and stayed with her for a year and a half.

They're Not Faking It For the Camera

They really are giant dongs.

Exit, Stage Left

Because she's a snaggle-puss.