But she's remarkably easy to clean up after.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Someone Should've Told Her to Turn Over, She's All Burnt
Although now she's eligible for an NAACP scholarship, so it all evens out.
If You Give Her Twenty Dollars, She Can Make Your Erection Disappear
She can also eat ten apples and shit a fruitcake.
She's Got the Body of An Angel...
...and the mind of a three-year-old. So help her out and click on some ad links for me, people.
Soon After, the Toy Motorcycle Collapsed, Killing Five
They found chunks of blubber as far away as the next county.
What’s Your Secret With the Ladies, Horse-Cock Johnson?
It's his winning personality. Also, note the greasy Scarlett Johanson look-a-like on the right. That's actually Scarlett Johanson.
It Was True - Elaine's Poop Did Smell Like Roses
Axl Roses. What does Axl Rose smell like? Baldness and desperation.
Technically, She Shouldn't Be Wearing White
At least not until I'm done with her*! Ay-oh!
*= "White" in this case referring to my semen, with which I would cover her. In Japanese, this is referred to as bukkake.
"Freeze! Some Sort of Panda-Ghost-British Cop!"
I don't know what the hell this costume is, but it gives me nightmares. In my weiner.
Two Giant Boobs Together, There They Are*
* = Sung to the tune of the theme song for Silver Spoons
I liked Silver Spoons, but I'd like it better if the show was about this girl's boobs. I know, it's just a dream at this point. But the world was built by dreamers.
"Hello, Ladies!"
"What can I do to show the world I'm a complete psycopath in just a few short seconds?"
All I Want is Your Extra Time and Your...
Nothing stirs the loins like drunken lesbianism. Well, in my case, since the Great War, nothing stirs the loins. Damn Hun.
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