The Flash in the Mirror Hides Her Pockmarks

That tattoo means she's property of Big Nan, the toughest pimp in downtown Philly.  Good catch, Big Nan.

Like Betty Page on Crack

The stomach tattoo is sexy.  Nothing like getting a woman naked and thinking someone shit on her tummy.

Gimme a "G!" Gimme an "A!" Gimme a "Y!"

What's that spell?  This guy!

It's Generally a Good Idea to Cover Up the Bruises If You're Shooting Boudoir Portraits

Zebra-striped sheets are good because they hide 50% of the semen stains.

Proof Gangsta Rap is Dead

"Gimme your Sweetarts, bitch!"

Iraq Put a Strain on the Army, But the Recruitment Efforts Were Getting Ridiculous

GI Jr.

"Tag! You're It!"

Patty-cake, patty-cake, touch your ass!"

"Ooh, I have a wheatstalk in my cooter."

There's more than one way to get a yeast infection.

The Gas Mask Represents the Stench of Unwashed Suck

They should've called themselves DickSide.

Making Marmaduke Look Funny For 3 Years and Counting

I could draw this well if I stuck a pencil in my pee-hole and wiggled it around on paper.  Wow, gramatically, that reads like I'm going to wiggle my pee-hole around on paper.  That would be silly.

Yes, thrice we say "pee-hole!"

"And That Was the First Time I Screwed a Pumpkin."

Actually, the kid's confused because he thinks he might have decapitated himself.

"You Lost the Bet, Charlie. Taste My Sack!"

Or Teabaggin' 87.