Give Me a "B!"

I can't really tell if this girl is fat or attractive or what.  And I don't really care.

Like Tara Reid, Only Dumber

Seriously, this girl's face tells you two things -- she sucks a mean wang and she's dumber than a bag of retards.

Hicks of the Roman Republican - Part I

Mustachius Maximus (aka Toothius Minimus).  Ah, stealing humor from Roadrunner cartoons.  Good times.

Nice Bush!

Although I've never seen a fern with herpes before.

She's Giving Me an Old-Timey Boner

I'm erect from the tip of my top hat to the bottom of my spats.

If I Had Two Heads That Looked Like This, I'd Cut Them Both Off

I don't even want to think what's going on below the waist in this picture.