There's Something Attractive About This Girl, But I Can't Put My Finger On Them

I'd like to do my motorboat impression.  That's where I bury my face in her cleavage and go - brrrrrrrr.

"Where's My Bottle, Bitch?"

Watch out!  It's Frankenbaby!

Old Pirates? Yes, They Rob I. But I Didn't Mind.

I'd like to make these wenches walk my plank.

Just Bust a Douche

You want it?  You got it.  You want it?  Baby, you got it.  Just bust a douche!

Virtuoso Skin-Flautist

Her fingering is amazing.

Can You Get Worker's Comp For Being a Moron?

Type of injury - blown out knees due to structural overload.

I Wish I Was a Baby

So I could suckle those things.  And if I was a doctor, I'd numb her vagina.  Num-num-num!