And That's How I Lost My Toddler AND Got This Pair of Alligator Skin Boots

This has dumb idea written all over it.

His Mom Did This So Cats Would Play With Him

I tried hanging a bunch of cocks around my neck, but it didn't work.

Girl Posing in a Puddle of My Semen

Sometimes I get a little artsy.

I'm Pretty Sure I Can Take Her In a Fight

And even if I lose, I win (most girls don't let me that close).

"I Pooped Out a Carpeted Step!"

And Sears Portrait Studio hired her.