The Dig Was a Success -- He Found the Lost Skank of Tutankhaman

Although sadly her vagina had become mummified.

Exhibit A: Set List for the Crappiest Show of All Time

Nice drawing.  Think this dude's retarded?

This Picture is Good, but the One Where They Stuck a Cucumber in Her Butt is Priceless

This is both creepy and sexy, or as I like to call it -- creexy.

Teen Pregnancy is Running Rampant

What's really sad is that her baby's baby is pregnant.

Oh Look, We're Eighties! Isn't That Hysterical? I Know -- I Was Two in 1989. How Funny!

Makes me want to go back in time and abort them.

Ashlee Simpson's Less Attractive Cousin

What's up with those sleeve/gloves?  They're like condoms for your arm.