Do You Remember When We Used to Sing? Sha-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-Di-Da

She's what Van Morrison was talkin' about.  

She Has a Face Like an Old Catcher's Mitt, But Her Tits Are Almost Out

Let's call it a draw.

There Must be a Lunar Eclipse

Because that full moon swallowed that tiny thong.

I Want You to Meet Mrs. McGrubes...

She has boobs for knees and knees for boobs.

She Woke Up to Discover She'd Joined the Kiss Army

And was now pregnant.

Borat Was Busy

I don't know what's sadder, that someone went through the trouble to Photoshop Ned Flanders as a Satanist, or that he made so many spelling and grammatical errors.