May I Have This Dance?

Hey, they don't all have to be about tits and douchebags.  I love children.  That's why I'm not allowed near schools anymore.

Captain Dickhead to the Rescue!

His secret power is driving women away.

Like the Village People, Only Not As Gay

Because she's cute, I'll let it go that the girl in the middle has a "Deputy Sheriff" hat and "Police" uniform.

You Know Why They Call It a Wonderbra?

Because when she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.  Ay-oh!

I've Got Jungle Fever

I'm wondering how an obviously insane person (look at their entertainment center/dish hutch, filled with crystal, two TVs, and sneakers) gets a hot piece like this.  He must be hung like a horse.

Great, I Get Killed by a Chick and Now I Have to Take Pictures Too?

I hope that a lion eats her and poses for snapshots after.

Heath Ledger Couldn't Stop Being the Joker, and That's What Killed Him

I know, too soon.  The funny thing about this dude is that he looks exactly the same behind the mask.

Jeannie Knew As Soon As the Tiger Came, He'd Rip Her Face Off

The sad thing was, a half hour after he ate her, the tiger was hungry again.

No Wonder They Crucified Him

He died onstage for our sins.

On The Count of Three, Everybody Smile and Say "Douchebag"

There are two things ruining this picture of three hot girls.  One is the tool in the background. The other is that none of the girls are hot.  But they are all wearing white shirts, so that's a plus.

Is It Wrong That This Turns Me On?

Of course, she'd be hotter if she didn't have feline AIDS.

Either She's Oblivious Or a Giant Slut

Sure.  This chick doesn't mind two different guys taking pictures of half her ass.  Yet every single time I stick my cell phone camera up a girl's skirt, the police get involved.