Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Paging Tight Ass, Party of One

I don't know if she's actually a hooker or just a stripper.

They Shouldn't Have Fed Her After Midnight

That bottle of beer is bigger than she is.  You know what that means?  Tight vagina!

That's Hilarious, but Now You Have to Clean My Toilet

This also explains why I had sex with a bottle of Drano last night.

Two Shots Away from a Lesbian Experience

Which pretty much describes most girls in LA.

Sabrina Wondered Why Guys Won't Let Her Go Down on Them

I wouldn't let her near my Captain Crunch either.

She's the Hottest Chick in the Shitter

And she smells wonderful.