Presenting the All-Douche Production of A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM

I wore that outfit to my wedding.  Probably why my wife left me at the altar.  Bitch.

And All I Want is a Blowjob.

Maybe we can work something out.

Last Time I Went Down on This Chick, I Got a Thorn in the Tongue

Or: Massengill's Worked -- Her Ladyparts Were Flowery Fresh.

I Think the Sexy Nurse is Supposed to Examine the Soccer Player

But I'm not complaining.

"I've Got a Bedpost Up My Hoo-Ha. And I Like It!"

She can also open a pop bottle that way.

Lide 'Em Cowboy!

She Chinese, she made joke.  She made pee-pee in my Coke!