Best. Shirt. Ever.

The undies aren't bad either.

The Phantom of the Opera Effect is a Nice Touch

Think of me fondly, Christine.

Ah, a Sapphic Embrace in the Body Shop Locker Room

Is there any place more magical or more chlamydia-ridden?

G.I. 'Mo

A real American homo.  G.I. 'Mo is there.  And queer.  Get used to it.

How Embarrassing! I Wore the Same Outfit.

I got mine at Marble-Bags 'R' Us.

Nip-Slip, the King of the Hip, You Keep it Rockin' and a Rollin' on the Neighborhood Tip

I think Beat Street would have been even better if it was about me spankin' it to this chick's tatas.