(1) "the Best" = a load on my tits. Sorry, Tennessee.
Friday, February 22, 2008
"And That's Why I Have a Kangaroo Paw-Print on My Cooch."
Did you know that kangaroos and koalas are marsupials? That means they carry their young in pouches. Platypuses also live in Australia. They are the only mammal that lays eggs, and they look like a badger with a duck bill. They have some fucked up fauna in Australia.
"That's What You Get For Touching Me, You Sick Bastard!"
Not pictured (due to obscured view) - Danny pissing on his father's grave.
"Keep Smiling. Don't Anger Her. She Already Crushed Sonya."
You know the first quality I look for in a woman? Hulking goon.
"See These Mitts - It's 'Cause I Jerk Off So Much."
Listen, this post is actually paying an homage to Lewis Carroll(1), so suck my cock.(1) If you can quote me the passage I'm talking about, you win a prize. A real prize. Like buying me dinner.
"I Will Now Fart 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic.'"
She's got one thing going for her. See if you can guess what it is. (Hint - it rhymes with "shmight shmass.")
The Beer Mug Says I'm Easy, the Bow-Tie Adds a Hint of Sophistication.
And the snarl says she'll tear your dick off.
He Doesn't Realize the Chinese Promoter Just Paid Him Thirty-Five Cents U.S.
To be fair, though, the audience heard his raps and then went out and listened to a Wu-Tang Clan CD a half-hour later.
I'd Rather Have the One on the Right, but It Depends How Drunk I Get
The girl on the left is a six-pack. The girl on the right is a sober.
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