She Has a Classy Bathroom. Seriously, Check Out That Tile Job

Her jewelry's nice too.

It Was No Wonder Two-Weiner Rodriguez Had Multiple Girlfriends

Anyone who knows this guy should invest in a hair gel company.  You'll be a billionaire in no time.

You Know You're a Loser When Your Mom Makes Fun of You

She sells the best weed.

Tim Burton's Less Attractive Cousin

Or - The Dork Bride

I Was So Embarrassed - We're Wearing the Same Outfit

Looks like she was raiding Bjork's wardrobe.

How Danny Lost His Trust Counselor Certification

"Just fall back.  Onto my wang."

Despite Their Beaks, the Bird Sisters Were Still Fuckable

Yeah, I know - none too subtle, but it's late and I'm tired.  The one on the left has incredible boobs.

They Were Perfect for Each Other

Anyone else would be crushed during sex.

I Hate Umbrellas

But you can still see about half of the girl on the right's boob peeking out from under her "bikini."

Crossed-Eyes and Gut-Flab and Girls Who Are Lesbos*

*Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things."

I Wish You A Merry Ass-Mas

I'd take a bite out of that thing like Jaws going for the boat.

Blaxicans Unite!

When he does the Mexican hat dance, he has really good rhythm.