"I Vant to Suck...Your Tits!"

I think he's supposed to be a Guido vampire.  I guess we'll know for sure when he gets into his IROC Z-28.

Presenting -- ASS: THE MUSICAL!

Now at the Pantages.

Skanky Larue Ruins a See-Through Moment

Damn you, white bra.  Damn you all to hell!

"How Can I Make Sure No One Ever Goes Down on Me? Hmmm..."

Why are his jeans barcoded, though?  Did he escape from a Skynet Work Camp?  

(And yes, obviously this comes from funnyjunk.com, but someone had it on their private profile, so it fits the site.  Asshole.)

In Retrospect, It Was Easy to See Dave Would Turn Out to Be a Serial Killer

What the hell is this drawing supposed to be?  A severed head and a spittoon?  I'd like to know who drew this so I can stay the fuck away from him.

By the Time He Was Twelve, Timmy Was Freebasing Heroin

But he was fun to hang out with.