The Last Time I Saw Legs Like That on an Asian...

They were part of a dog she was eating.

"And That's Why I Have No Grandkids."

This is a thinking caption, folks.

She's Got the Whole World in Her Hands

She's got her double-D titties in her hands, she's got some big jugs in her hands.

This Guy Could Only Look Gayer if His Dog Was a Weiner

And he was sucking on it.

Darth Putz

The most fearsome of all Sith Lords had to clean his room or his mom wouldn't let him go to the arcade.

He Cocks His Shit to the Side Because He's Street*

*Street = gay.