If for some reason, Hot Girl in This Picture, you happen to be reading this blog, please email me. I will buy you dinner -- you can spend up to $9.95 before taxes. I will then take you out dancing (if dragging you forcefully to the sound of police sirens counts as dancing) before bringing you home. And by bringing you home, I mean untying you and letting you have a ten second head start. I know, I'm a romantic.
No comments:
Post a Comment