Ladies, I'd like to perform a public service for you. And fellas, I apologize in advance for saying this.
Before you post nude/scantily clad/sexy pictures of yourself online, keep in mind these two things:
1) It's the Internet. It will always be out there somewhere.
2) At some point in the future, your boyfriend/husband/kids/grandkids/adopted Vietnamese boat person nephew may find them.
3) I will be masturbating to them, unless you have a head like a cabbage.
I'm like the Dr. Phil of the Interwebs.
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