"It Was Awesome Dude. On My Birthday, I Had An Orgy With Four Chicks. And Then They Gave Me a Standing Ovation!"

Hey, Hooters.  You're serious?  A buck a chicken wing?  With the free buffet, that's what it costs at a strip club.  And you get nipples thrown in at no extra charge.  For more strip club economics, read my new book I Don't Mind Paying $6 For a Bottled Water If I Can See Your Honeypot, available now at Amazon.com